*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them
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Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack
that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read
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George-Washington.zip
Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.
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let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
how do you even notice that
LMAO
the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least
IT’S NERF
OR NOTHING
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I love animals but let’s be real they’re fucking stupid as fuck if an elephant made a symphony it would probably sound like shit
same if you made one
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