muhammad faiz.
01|03|1993
singapore.

sailorbrazil:

iamoutofideas:

sailorbrazil:

life holds the gun i hold the sword

I hold my nuts

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(via laughbitches)

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5 months ago

officialcrow:

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

(via pietriarchy)

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5 months ago

where-is-the-apple-juice:

sebastlianstan:

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

(Source: selivakyle-archive, via lolsomeone-actually)

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5 months ago

strabius-strawberry:

catchymemes:

George-Washington.zip

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

(Source: instagram.com, via pietriarchy)

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5 months ago

megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

(Source: megumiarchive, via tumboner)

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5 months ago

boobiemom:

daisura:

pinklikeme:

psyducked:

casctiel:

deathcarpets:

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

how do you even notice that

LMAO

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the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

(Source: witchcrafts, via ilykturtlz)

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5 months ago

see-you-space-catboy:

cathugging:

see-you-space-catboy:

I love animals but let’s be real they’re fucking stupid as fuck if an elephant made a symphony it would probably sound like shit

same if you made one

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(via anidioticblogger)

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